quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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