no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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