Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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