I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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