I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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