Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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