The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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