This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
