i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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