susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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