aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
We need to get me chipped asap
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
