Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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