id be glad to
he shaved USA in his pubs
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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