Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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