I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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