Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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