pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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