He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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