that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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