your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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