i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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