Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Well I just put wine in my tea
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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