NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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