i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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