Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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