but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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