nut hugger
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Randomize
