but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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