I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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