What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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