too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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