We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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