is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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