Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
