Christians are straight up FREAKS
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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