Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Randomize
