I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I got inside last night via doggy door
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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