Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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