He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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