I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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