Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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