I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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