dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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