My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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