D3 body, D1 cock
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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