Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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