Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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