She said her name was "party"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
not ubering you a puppy
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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