i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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