i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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