best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
This is the high leading the old right now
How external is "for external use only"?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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