I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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