But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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