exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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