"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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