before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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