Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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