I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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